16 year old Zooey 101 'actress', Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly pregnant, but that is the least of her worries.
The pint sized princess is worried for her an her unborn child's safety because her big sister Britney Spears is such a loose cannon.
An insider bastard said: "Jamie Lynn is excited about having a baby but thinks that Britney could be a bad influence. Britney hasn't exactly been the image of perfect motherhood herself".
Indeed, Britney was recently seen washing her car with what looked like one of her own kids. by the time authorities turned up at the scene, the superstar pot-head had fled and all that remained was a dirty diaper she had used to scrub down the car fender.
"I think Jamie Lynn needs to be in a better place", continued the bastard insider, "preferably my house, where I can secretly film her and sell the pictures to the tabloid shit-press".
The father of Jamie-Lynn's kid is not expected to be the dorky big-haired dick she hangs around with on the shit TV show she stars in. More than likely he is probably some dumb-ass, muscularK-Fed type with a walnut sized brain and an ego the size of Britney's check book.