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Thursday, 20 December 2007

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Simply doing research for a part

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16 year old younger sister of Pop tart Britney Spears, made a double announcement today. First, she is pregnant by her 19 year old live-in boyfriend (no statutory rape charges are pending at this time). Second, she is going to star in the sequel to the hit comedy "Knocked Up."

Said Spears, "I mean, I wanted to do research for this part and stuff, so, like, you know, I want to be a method actress and I can't understand being fat or pregnant, you know, unless I'm fat and pregnant and stuff."

When asked what she intended to do with the baby after it was born, Spears strongly replied that "K-Fed is not getting this one. I'm giving my baby to Britney!"

The Nick channel did not announce any plans on whether or not Spears will continue playing her junior high school character on Zoey 101.

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