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Wednesday, 19 December 2007

image for Nude Pamela Anderson to headline Vancouver's "Polar Bear Swim" on New Year's Day! Top prize "Trip to Hollywood" goes to the "Best frozen nipples"!!

Canada's real life Barbie doll - Pamela Anderson - will be the star NUDE attraction at the January 1st "Polar Bear Swim".

The annual New Year's day rite, where hundreds of fun-loving; sexy; wild and wacky Canucks down gallons of wickedly-laced eggnog and other favorite libations; rip-off their inhibitions and plunge into the freezing waters of the Pacific is one of Vancouver's best kept secrets.

Known for its unparalleled scenic beauty, Vancouver which has been voted "The Best City in the World" in terms of livability is also home to some of "The Most Beautiful People in the World". Count Pammie Anderson in as its best contribution to Hollywood.

As a gesture of thanks to all her fans "who have stood by me and mine", Pammie said "Jumping into the cold water and seeing my nipples freeze is probably the best thing I can do for my hometown. It also gives me such a great rush!".

The event is free to everyone. Clothing optional.

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