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Wednesday, 19 December 2007

image for Britney Spears up staged and surprised by her pregnant 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn; Britney last to know, say friends
Britney Spears photographed still on stage. Soon to be replaced by her pregnant 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn?

Hollywood, California - Britney was the last to know, say family members about the breaking news of the pregnancy of her little 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn, today. Friends of Britney say she should have guessed as much as the paparazzi suddenly broke camp in front of her house late last night and headed straight for her mother's house where Lynn resides with her live-in boyfriend and soon to be father of their love child.

"It was really sad, too," said a friend of Britney who witnessed with her the night before the news broke. "Britney was getting all dressed up wearing a see though teddy without a bra, g-sting and fuzzy bunny slippers to go out and get the morning paper in the driveway."

You know the routine, said the friend. She bends over to pick up the paper and she has a wardrobe malfunction, giving the paparazzi something to keep her face in the tabloids.

However, when she went outside, all she found was the newspaper sitting the driveway. The paparazzi had left sometime during the night.

"Britney came storming back in and picked up the phone calling her mother," said the friend. "I asked her, 'What's wrong, Britney?' But she did say a word. She just through the newspaper at me and that's when I knew."

According to the friend, Britney's found out about the pregnancy by reading the morning newspaper.

"It was right there in black in white: 'Nickelodeon star of Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant."

Reportedly, Britney could not got a hold of her mother on the phone so she dressed in a tight miniskirt without any panties, of course, put the top down on her white convertible Benz and drove up and down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills honking her car horn and screaming at the top of her lungs, "Look at me, people! I'm Britney Spears, damn it! Wanna see my hooch!"

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