Written by Kev White
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Topics: Music, Westlife

Sunday, 5 August 2001

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Westlife. Not gay.

Irish boy band Westlife have stunned the public by announcing that their latest album will be written entirely by themselves and will not be full of dreary ballads.

The group, famous for destroying previous hits by ad-libbing over them, are currently working on new material and Shane insists that it will be a huge success. In a greatly detailed Irish statement, he said, "Its really good." Nicky has worked hard to recently pass grade one on the piano and after he successfully taught Shane how to play chopsticks, the band are ready to storm the charts with live performances with all sorts of music styles.

"We seem to have found a new level of talent." said Bryan, who told us that he'd been researching into Heavy metal, Ska-punk and Jazz in order to make the new album again storm to the top of the charts.

To shock the fans even more, the group announced that they will replace there photo on the front cover of the album with a picture of Anne Widecombe. They insist they now no longer rely on image to sell records, but after Bryan said he would shave his head to prove so, many critics are beginning to doubt the success of the Irish heart throbs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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