Tehran, Iran (IPP) - American soldiers patrolling the area near the Iran-Iraq border stumbled into what turned out to be an Iranian version of Penthouse magazine.
Some of the photos featured Iranian women who had removed a small portion of their facial veils to reveal feminine moustaches. Other pages featured pictures of a small area of the Iranian ladies legs that showed off the long dark hair of their unshaven legs. Some of these pages were stuck together and because of this the soldiers never were able to view the fold out page.
In the short story section of the magazines one article was titled, "My Brother is not Gay and There Is Something Wrong with That". Another article was titled, "How to Get Stoned with Small Rocks".
The magazine was full of advertisements. One ad was from Taliban Motor Works (TMW) and featured their new Talivan SUV and the sporty new Insugency 2008 sports car. There were many pages full of ads for 1-900 numbers where callers could hear the voices of virgins spouting anti-American and anti-Zionist slogans.