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Friday, 14 December 2007

image for Birthday joy as Vanessa Hudgens asked to front Campaign For Real Breasts
Stil a perky handfull on her 19th birthday!

Hollywood, California - (Bare-Ass Mess): High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens has been approached by Hustler! magazine to be the face and mammaries of a new campaign to promote silicone-free tits.

The dusky Disney starlet - who celebrates her 19th birthday today - is said to be thrilled at the $5 million contract proposals which would see her rose-petal nipples splashed across a billion billboards around the world.

The campaign slogan Silicone Sucks! is aimed at the 15-25 age-group that is being targeted for surgical implants after a US nationwide survey claimed 'most American young women sag soon after 18.'

"We blame lack of quality orgasm for making otherwise gorgeous nubile young women so droopy so young," a Campaign For Real Breasts source at Hustler! said today.

"And Vanessa is living proof that frequent topping-up of female love-juices makes a woman perky, bouncy, succulent and a real orgiastic handful!"

The billboard promotion is to be shot on location in January somewhere in the Virgin Islands by top society photographer Mario Tesosterino.

Meanwhile Hudgens is reported to be spending the day finalising contract deltails aheadof a wild birthday party at a secret Bel Air location this evening.

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