CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY - Paul McCartney told a group of reporters that he was, "hopelessly addicted to blond peach fuzz."
Standing in front of a room at one of the seediest motels in Camden, McCartney explained how he was willing to give up his entire fortune for just another few nights with Britney Spears.
"Britney is one of the most charming, intelligent, sexy women I've ever known. She's promised to show me some new tricks just as soon as she's done tidying up a bit. Britney asked me to go out and buy some various costumes and props."
While the ex-Beatle has previously shown a preference for blondes, few people in the entertainment field believe Britney Spears claim that she is "blond all over."
After a while, a just-showered Britney Spears appeared in the doorway and exclaimed: "I know exactly what men want," said Britney and I think I can use my blond peach fuzz to make the world's most eligible bachelor just beg for it."
Paul admitted, "I really do like very fuzzy blond women!"