We have waited hundreds of years for its sequel, and finally last night it was at last revealed. Fans worldwide gathered at the Vatican City for the release of 'Bible 2', for a fantastic show and book signings by the Pope.
The Bible, the first of the two, has been for hundreds of years, a number one best seller, and fans are expecting similar success for its sequel. Some fans have already completed reading the 900 page book, and relayed comments to our news team here at SpoofCentral.
Fan Olaf Musaffa revealed 'Bible 2 is a lot different to Bible 1, we hear the more gritty details of Jesus Christs personality and character'. Of course Musaffa is referring to Jesus Christ, the main character in the book. Musaffa went on to say 'Bible 2 talks about other miracles of christ, which were all put into a stage show by the time he was 15, called 'Christ, Magic!'Also he comments on other entertainers that were around in the times of teenage heartthrob JC (Jesus Christ), such as all round entertainer, the then middle aged Bruce Forsyth.
The main story arising from this book however, is the finer details of the 'apocalypse'. Barry Chuggit, book buff and cheese lover spoke of what Bible 2 reveals.
'In a phenomenal revelation Bible 2 states that the apocalypse is a time when all the sinners from heaven are cast into hell, as we know. Actually the fact of it all is the sinners are not cast into hell, actually earth becomes hell. Also Bible 2 reveals that Christ exaggerated on how bad hell actually is, and Bible 2 reveals it is in fact more like a warm sauna, and due the nature of the new climate, there will be nakedness. Also, it is confirmed Page 3 models will still exist on hell, and, to quote JC "..will be well up for it..." he then added; "Personally im not a religious man. Stilton."
So, Bible 2, have you got your copy? Its on sale in stores Worldwide now.