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Saturday, 24 November 2007

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Britney's kids enjoyed their Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jellybeans

Hollywood, California - As per her court order, Britney spent Thanksgiving morning with her kids. However, not having the time to prepare and cook the traditional bird for Thanksgiving dinner, having only a few hours to spend with them, Britney turned to her favorite childhood book for inspiration and cooked up a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving dinner consisting of buttered toast, popped corn, chips, pretzels and jellybeans.

Reportedly, the kids had a ball. Not even noticing the turkey was missing from the Ping-Pong table, they sat at in their lawn chairs in Britney's backyard.

Although it is rumored that one of the children, the oldest, commented, "Awe, not again!" When he heard what was being served for dinner.

Later, however, the children did get to eat a traditional Thanksgiving dinner after all as Britney's mother called at the last minute and invited them all to her house for a proper turkey dinner.

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