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Friday, 23 November 2007

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It's all been a lurid Second Life fantasy rip-off according to the lawsuit

Disney HQ, Hollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Disney's Internal Affairs department is probing reports that Enchanted's heroine Giselle is modelled on the hallucinogenic visions of a Texan sleazebag moonlighting as a Second Life hooker who ensnares gullible young men into promiscuous acts of crack cocaine-fuelled bondage.

Enchanted has opened to mixed reviews amid allegations that the fairy-tale heroine storyline has been ripped off from the mescaline-inspired diaries of former Houston bodybuilder-cum-rubber underwear wholesaler Troy D Hackles.

And now a lawsuit is threatening to sue Disney Studios for $5 billion as the original Enchanted script claims to have been posted three years ago as a Second Life sex fantasy of the afore-mentioned aficionado narcotics Hackles.

Even the 'extravagant set pieces' appear to be a direct plagiarism of several Second Life scenarios, albeit somewhat less steeped in orgiastic S&M practices.

As one entertainment reviewer put it today: "An old queen ought to know when the party's over....and let the next generation Disney Studios claim the spoils".

But Hackles is having none of this:

"I already have over 500 hours of Second Life footage proving my fantasies have been cynically and systematically ripped off by Disney and turned into this Enchanted mush."

The news has come as something of a blow to Enchanted starlet Amy Adams.

"Don't feel sorry for her," Hackles said today, "She's always got the Hudgens' option if the movie bombs like I believe it will after my lawyers have finished with the Studio bosses."

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