Harley Street, London - (Hymen Mess): High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is rumored to be on her way to the UK for a quickie hymen-fixing operation on the National Health Service.
The thirty minute procedure is said to be aimed at restoring her tarnished image according to internal Disney sources who are worried about the sort of example the 18 year old starlet has set to her pre-pubescent fans.
"It's a simple enough bit of surgery," the head flap-sewer surgeon at London's Royal Arse & Tit Hospital said today.
"Mostly we use pig bladder, a subtance compatible with the majority of Hollywood divas and one that guarantees non rejection of tissue grafts.
"Of course private patients can request more up-market substances such as Siamese cat gut or pre-pubescent crocodile skin.
"Why only last week we had a call from a Miss Chelsy Davy enquiring if we could do an endangered species list white rhino skin flap.
"On the quiet of course. White rhino skin ops are as dodgy as trying to flog ivory these days.
"But no harm in asking, I suppose."