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Friday, 16 November 2007

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The tried to make me go to rehab, but I was too intoxicated.

World famous artist, Amy Winehouse has announced to the world that her current antics are just a hoax.

In an interview with journalists, the dishevelled singer detailed that her current turbulent lifestyle was nothing more than a sham.

"I just wanted to experience the rock & roll lifestyle! I don't really mean it!" Quoted the stick thin crooner.

"I looked back to the sixties and seventies to the likes of Hendrix and Jim Morrison and thought to myself 'Why can't I do that?'. So I made myself a list of the things I thought would be a laugh!

Up to now, I've managed to cry on stage, become and anorexic, suffer from bulimia, become a drug addict, becoming an alcoholic, start self harming myself and punch some fans.

I still need to smash a TV through a hotel room window though and my main aim in life is to die from a heroin overdose, penniless in a dilapidated New York apartment surrounded by used syringes."

Winehouse has just started her UK tour, and has also disclosed that she intends to get booed off stage at each venue.

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