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Wednesday, 14 November 2007

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ATLANTA - Nancy Grace returned to the hospital after delivering twins last week. The 48-year old CNN "news host" awoke in the middle of the night with intense pains and screaming, "There's still something inside of me trying to get out!"

Emergency room doctors, who were familiar with Nancy Grace's on-screen persona, hardly blinked an eye when Ms Grace bore down and delivered an 18-pound baby devil complete with horns and tail.

"We don't know we could have missed this last week, but Satan works in strange ways. The little kid gives off the same foul odor as his Mom and will likely exhibit the same mean-spirited manner as Nancy Grace does on her CNN show and earlier on Court TV. These things tend to run in families."

Word on the street is that Nancy Grace is probably the mother of the Antichrist. Watch for further signs when she returns to her show on CNN. As news of the strange birth spread, fundamentalist religious leaders from all over the South began descending on Atlanta carrying an assortment of knives, axes, and pitchforks. "We're gonna' nip this thing in the bud," said one preacher. "We know how to handle Nancy Grace's stench!"

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