Written by Gordon Bennet

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Monday, 12 November 2007

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This Friday 16th November 2007 will see the annual BBC Scroungethon called Wogan in Need.

Whilst the UK Government is wasting Trillions of pounds throughout the Globe including Iraq and Afghanistan trying to be one of the World's Peace Keepers all types of people in the Country will be desperately trying to raise money for Children in Need.

The usual fund raising efforts include people dressing up making complete idiots of themselves plus others standing in shop doorways sometimes in appalling weather shaking a can trying to raise a few coppers for needy children and the Terry Wogan Benefit Society.

Whilst most performers give up their time for free the Genial Irishman will receive a huge cheque courtesy of the BBC whilst cavorting with Kylie Minogue and the Babes from Hollyoaks.

Incidentally the Spice Girls will be performing live for three minutes while they mime all of their greatest hits.

Whatever you do don't miss it.

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