Sporting a crop of newly-transplanted hair, slob-shmuck turned playboy Mark Lowton, Spoof's Chief Editor, CEO and the world's greatest boss, addressed the media at Madison Square Gardens this morning:
"This year I plan to have an ass-kickin' Christmas bash at my penthouse at Trump Towers. All Spoof writers are invited. Bring your own bongs and doobie-doobie dos (nudge-nudge, wink-wink). A special welcome to our new writer from Vancouver whose early gift of a kilo of BC bud was much appreciated. Gratzee!"
Lowton's bash-list has some big names headed by Rasta howler Haley Salacious, cellist YoMoFo and the conjoined Transylvanian twins RulaLula who in addition to playing with Marks puppies will also be up for the highest bid.
"Ya, ve luvs playing wiz his poopies" chorused the double-double Ds.
Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan, Brittany Spears and K-Fed have already accepted. Dick Cheney and cousin Obama plan to make an early exit. Chief guest Billary Clinton will lead off the Christmas carols.
Hand-engraved invitations to follow. Please RSVPQRST. Dress optional