Written by Will The Thrill

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Sunday, 5 August 2001

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Buffy - Mad

Sarah Michelle Geller was charged with murder yesterday. Geller accidentally plunged a wooden stake through the heart of the shows director.

A close friend of Geller said Sarah was under a lot of stress and knew something was wrong when she requested real wooden stakes on the set and began to check everyone for bite marks.

Other sources indicated that Geller overheard a tech on the set say Mr. Van Helsin was a blood sucker. Shortly thereafter the gruesome act occurred. The tech who asked for anonymity said:

"I just meant that he was working us too hard." I guess they pushed the stakes too high on this show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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