Dog, the Bounty Hunter, Chapman is hammering the news, and pseudo news circuit trying to restore his supposedly publicly challenged reputation. Only thing is,, Dog being a reality show personality has never had to act because the character he plays is himself. When being interviewed he goes into these staged crying jages that are so phoney baloney you have to laugh out loud.
Is the Emmy community watching? there's a statuette possibly waiting. I'm sure the family would like an Emmy even if it does come from this corny acting job.
Inside sources from the Chapman family, who are a dime a dozen, seem to be crawling out of the woodwork, like cockroaches, have reported that this whole situation involving Dog being recorded by his irate son and selling the audio to the tabloids is a total fabrication, a sham, exploitation of the highest order, from the outset.
Family members have also revealed Dog has hired a staff of writer from the WGA to orchestrate this whole shamomotion. The writers are on strike and are available for almost any scab job out there.
Dog showed up on Hannity and Combs to publicly apologize for his see through, recent racial tirade, he cried like a little bitch, today he'll be on Dr Phil, he's going to cry like a little bitch there on cue as well . Dr Phil played clips, of Dogs interview, on the Larry King show last night.
Other shows Dog will visit:
- Nancy Grace, he'll cry like a little bitch
Larry King, he'll cry like a little bitch
Stephen Colbert, he'll cry like a little bitch
The Daily Show, he'll cry like a little bitch
Yesterday, Dr Phil invited Dog to appear on his show to face the very people he offended, Dr Phil had staged a lynch mob including Al Sharpton and other prominent black clergymen and spokes people. Dog gets an opportunity to man up and face the music and failed miserably.
The Chapman camp declined the appearance saying, "we don't know what you're going to ask the Dog. Some things we'd suggest are? Sit, Stay, Roll Over, Heel, Fetch and the ever popular wanna get fixed.
The Dr Phil staff could hear Dog practicing choking up and crying in the background.
This is just more solid evidence this whole situation is nothing more than fabricated spin to bolster ratings for their show, "Dog the Bounty Hunter."
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert