London - (Assinine Mess): Paul McCartney's new shag interest, millionaire New Yorker Ms Nancy Dishevelled, is the daughter of a Mafia mobster who won a presidential pardon from Ronnie Raygun.
My-Ron "Mike" Dishevelled faced bankruptcy, allegations of fraud and involvement with NYC Mafia crime families before being bailed out in a dodgy deal brokered by Raygun Veep Bush Senior in 1981.
Since then he's had a long hystery of supporting GOP politicians including Bush Junior and several suspects in the Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club probe.
He also once bankrolled Nancy's New York lawyer husband Bruce Blakeman into a disastrous bid for the governorship of New York.
But all that soon bombed.
Ms Dishevelled has been photographed recently by British and foreign press fumbling the ageing sexagenarian Liverpudlian son of ex-UK Prime Mobster Margaret Thatcher.
The pair have been spotted in mutual gropes in the back of Macca's limo, behind Royal Courts of Justice dustbins and in a Harley Street proctologist's broom cupboard.
Macca, 64, was also sighted recently in a West End jeweller's flashing him Platinum Amex in the diamond engagement ring section of the store.
Heather Mills is rabid.