The Spoof has unearthed a plot that's sure to rock the television community to it's very foundation.
Rumor has it, the A&E show, Dog the Bounty Hunter, was sagging in the ratings. Network executives sent Duane and the Chapman family an edict, either get some publicity and improve your numbers or hit the bricks.
Dog being no dummy hired Paris Hilton's newly formed promotional company, Paris Hilton Promotions, PHP, if you want attention and publicity who better than Paris to steer media attention your way.
As everyone knows Paris Hilton is the worlds foremost, uncontested, mad scientist of free publicity. Dog and Paris had a quasi clandestine meeting at "Uncle Tom's Soul Food Shack", on historic Crenshaw Blvd in lovely Los Angeles, a plan was hatched, the results have been reported across the news media, in heavy rotation, ever since.
While some may buy into this, "my son sold me out for drug money crap" The Spoof sees right through these obviously concocted scenarios , this one has Paris's publicity M.O. all over it. The PHP companies motto is, "Good Press Is Bad Press When No One Sees It."
The Spoof contacted PHP for comment but in the interest of client confidentiality was stone walled in it's attempt to gain any information regarding the validity of these rumors.
If you've watched the show did you ever notice Dog almost never hunts black people. You'd have to write bonds for black people to be forced to hunt them down. Food for thought.
Dog got his publicity and as soon as A&E has milked the press for all it's worth, Dog will be re-instated as Hawaii's preeminent nig__r hating, muscle shirt wearing, prayer circle praying, fugative dog catcher.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert