The massive diva Babs Streiand has firmly denied she has ever been near a sharp scalpel, let alone laid down legs akimbo on a surgeons table.
'I am as natural as when I was born!' she shouted from her wheelchair.
Earlier plastic surgeon to the stars, Ibrahim Van Der Babylon, claimed that a PS op had been botched and that he had been trying to retrieve her looks.
'Realising this was an impossible job, I started applying large amounts of masking cosmetics, to hide the mess she had become. Then I realised she had always looked like that!'
Babs, who is married to an octogenarian hunk, has always denied having anything done, claiming that her husband 'always found her perfectly beautiful and stunningly attractive every single minute of the day and night'. He also, apparently, 'thought she had the voice of an angel grinder'. When asked what that meant, she looked perplexed.
The story continues!