Rumours are circulating that Mister Meaner, the acclaimed writer and social misfit, is to marry the astonishingly sexy Threadpit Girl, who can be seen on satirical news website The Spoof.
The Girl, clad variously in tight-fitting red T-shirts and bath robes, appears in the right-hand columns of some pages of the site, and has proved very distracting for several writers, most notably Meaner, who unashamedly declared his love for the sultry bitch, and asked her for her hand in marriage.
Claiming she had accepted his terms, which are thought to stipulate some things not normally included in a proposal of marriage, the couple have announced their intention to marry "before the year is out", and to have rampant and prolonged sex soon thereafter.
Love and lust have been a regular subject on the forum of The Spoof recently, with several frustrated writers declaring their undying love for each other, but this latest announcement is the first case of a writer actually marrying "the picture of his dreams".
The pair will contact other interested and green-with-envy members of the site when their plans have been finalised, with details of the wedding, which will more-than-likely take place when Mister Meaner is asleep in bed.