Written by Buck E Filbert
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Saturday, 3 November 2007

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Cheerleaders and vagina an unbeatable combination

Hayden Panettiere is finally 18 and legal so that means we can tastefully share stories about her sweet little fun spot.

It was thought by many of Hayden's fans that her vagina was virtually indestructible because of the role she plays on Heroes. In Heroes she portrays a cheerleader that is impervious to destruction, save the cheerleader save the world, is their mantra.

These days Hayden hangs with Rumor Willis who hangs with Lindsay Lohan who hangs with Paris Hilton who hangs with Kim Kardashian who hangs with Britney Spears see where this is leading. Hayden is on the precipice of the "flashing femm fatales". Yes, going commando is a right of passage in this gang of wayward tarts. There has to be photographic evidence to seal the deal. Once the photo realistic evidence is splayed across all the tabloids the initiation is complete.

Hayden recently went in for her first Brazilian wax, according to witnesses she cried like a little girl proclaiming, "Never again!"

So the gauntlet has been thrown and the clock is ticking. How long before the world gets a peek at Hayden's kitty.

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