Chicago- Shock and awe are the only words for the new look sported now by Larry King, since his encounter with an irate head shrinker while vacationing in New Guinea.
King, the night time talk show icon, who often appears to be much older than he actually is, apparently drew the wrath of a head shrinker when he passed on an offer of a shrunken head as a gift. The head shrinker took this as an insult and cast a spell on King, yet so far King has denied this is the problem.
"I don't understand what all the fuss is about," said King, who now sounds as if he has swallowed helium, "I've never felt better and anyone can see I've not slowed down at all."
His special guest Britney Spears spent most of the interview appearing as if she might vomit, "It was just so creepy. I know it is Halloween and all that, but shrinking your head is just like so uncool."
Be sure to catch Larry King live this week as his guests will include Bea Arthur, Betty White and several other people who have shrunk and whithered appearances.