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Topics: Mariah Carey

Tuesday, 30 October 2007

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Now, where did I put my fingernails?

Songstress Mariah Carey, famed for her 39 Octave singing range has made the bold statement 'My song is the worst thing you have ever heard'.

The hip hop song called 'Get of (unless you earn more than 3 million a day)'features the sound of fingernails being dragged down a black-board, the sound of one hand clapping, and samples from 'The Birdie Song', 'Wannabee' by the Spice Girls, and a vocal sample from Joe Dolce's hit 'Shaddup your face'.

The bass part was provided by the vocal chords of Whitney Houston, while Shania Twain appears in the video.

Sir Cliff Richard was at the first play of the new sonic creation. The successful Elvis Presley impersonator said: 'Mariah Carey is many things, but one thing she is not is a liar.I speak of someone with experience, that really is the worst thing I have ever heard'.

The release comes at a time when Ronan Keating was aiming to make a pop comeback.

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