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Tuesday, 30 October 2007

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Lovable cartoon character Max Clifford is set to represent Oscar the Grouch and the Cookie Monster from famed TV documentary Sesaeme Street, following their recent smoking scandal.

On a recent trip to London, the pair were seen smoking in a pub that has now gone smoke free. Drinking Absinthe, Oscar the Grouch, miles away from his dustbin based living conditions smoked continuously, whilst trying to indulge in existential discussion with the Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster, only ever says the word 'Cookie' and that is all he eats, so the conversation was a little one sided, as Oscar discussed Proust, Wittgenstein, and the actual colour to be found at the bottom of a soul.

Clifford is now involved, as he feels he can no longer probably represent people, as the almost Monk-like Puritan finds at his advanced age, everything in the world shocks him.

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