London- It hasn't been long since she announced Dumbledore's homosexuality, but Joanne Kathleen Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has now released information that both Ron Weasly and and Neville Longbottom both engaged in a sexual affair, following the events of the Deathly Hallows.
Rowling is expected to tell the story of their love, confusion, and utter gayness in an adjunct novel to the supposedly finished series.
Rumours are also rife that Rowling will write a few short stories. One will centre around Ginny leaving Harry for Hermione, and another tale where Harry takes up a job in a muggle stage show featuring 7 minutes of him screwing a horse.
All this has come at a very hard time. Most of the cast of the Harry Potter series has pulled out the for the last two movies, leaving just Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, both confirmed for the last two movies. Thankfully, both are willing to take on the new aspects of their character's roles.