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Friday, 26 October 2007

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Lost Angeles - The debate as to whether or not J. Lo is pregnant was pretty well answered on Tuesday night when her waters broke while she made a guest appearance on Dancing with the Stars. The 38-year-old Lopez, who also goes by the name 'Jenny from the Block', performed a flatulence-infused number that ended in the breaking of her waters all over the stage.

Meanwhile her hubby, Mark Antony, announced that his previous wives Fadia, Antonia Hybrida, Fulvia, Octavia Minor and Cleopatra VII meant absolutely nothing to him and that Lopez (a fiesty Puerto Rican-American) is his "one true love".

"J. Lo, honestly... since I impregnated you, sleeping with those other women would be like sleeping with my Abuelita," remarked Mr. Antony (who bears a passing resemblance to the illegitimate lovechild of actor Jimmy Smits and 'Squiggy' from the Seventies TV hit Laverne & Shirley).

Despite her waters breaking, Lopez's dance number managed to score a perfect 30-out-of-30 points from the expert panel of judges.

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