Noshing Mink has reportedly offered to pay for surgery to fellow writer in seine to give him a sense of humour. in seine, a minor contributor, is said to be considering the offer.
Apparently, in seine had misunderstood a previous article by Noshing Mink about someone complaining about writers giving themselves five stars, and thought that Noshing Mink's article was serious. in seine's knee-jerk response was to write an article called "Noshing Mink Stinks".
in seine later wrote a sarcastic retraction, which read:
"SORRY MR MINK PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
RICK MORANIS' SISTER"
Noshing Mink laughed it off, saying:
"I'm flattered that a wannabe even mentions my name. However, I was concerned that the poor fellar had completely missed the point and misunderstood what my article was about. It was a satirical article and the clue was in the name of the website.
"I have offered to pay for the baby spoofer to get a sense of humour. I feel terrible for the cruel prank nature played on him and want to do my bit to help.
"As for the stinking, what can I say? I like to get dir-ty, if you know what I mean."
A top Surgeon told us that the humour operation is a simple one.
"We lay the patient flat on his stomach, inject a long needle up his rectum and fill it with humour. That ensures that the next time he talks out of his ass, at least it'll be funny."
We tried to interview in seine but he was too busy writing another knee-jerk retaliatory article.