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Saturday, 20 October 2007

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"Look Who's Talking" goon John Travolta is to generate electricity for his home town of New Jersey. The lard faced star discovered his unique ability while rubbing his knees together.

"I was just sitting on the couch watching TV when all of a sudden my legs brushed against each other and wham, next thing I know it's like lightening or something. I immediately called Oprah and told her all about it," he said.

After months of strenuous testing Travolta is ready and the Travolta Power Station will be officially opened by Oprah Winfrey and best pal Kim Jong Il this Thursday.

"I'm honored. No wait a second..the people are honored to use my juice", smiled Travolta as he frantically rubbed his knees together in preparation for the big opening.

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