The Eye, The Spoof's friend in the world of Online Satire, is still doing it's job of not bringing you any more comedy since 1996.
A man speaking to the online smorgasbord said: '2007 has been a slow news year, with nothing really newsworthy to report to our loyal readership of 3'.
In defence of The Eye, it is a good read, contains plenty of jolity, and we support it whole heartedly.
We are sorry, we really are.
Other Spoof news magazines such as This Week, Last Week, Three years from Now, Now, Heat, Freeze, Cold, Brr, it's a bit nippy, Cardigan wearers weekly, and On the Spot continue to go from strength to strength.