Lynwood Jail, California - (Vacuous Mess): Thousands of placards have gone up on Los Angeles whoreding sites responding to peroxide heiress Paris Hilton's latest publicised desire to leave her mark on the world.
The desperate 26-year-old wannabe's plea to be remembered for something other than video porn, tireless self promotion on the Beverly Hills narcotics scene and a stint in Lynwood jail on a DUI rap have been met with typical LA restraint.
Posters urging Paris not to dump on residents are unequivocal about the depth of popular feeling about the desperate attention seeker's quest for fame and glory.
One such sign is published here.
Hilton has said she is committed to using her celebrity status for the greater good "because there are a lot of misconceptions about me."
"Jury's still out on that one Paris," a Bel Air source responded today.