Detroit (IP) - Rap star Twelve Pack 4 Sure was shot in the rear end by a rival rap star and is reported to be in fair condition.
Twelve Pack is known for hits like, "Lemme Axe U Sumfin", "Lemme Hold a Dime or Whatever U Got", and "My Head Feel Like It B Fixin 2 Bust Open".
Police are not looking for the shooter because 12 Pack 4 Sure said he didn't see "nuthin" and he "doan know nuthin".
Adoring fans have flooded the hospital where he is recovering with get well soon cards, boxes of fried chicken, and half cases of Colt 45 malt liquor which 12 Pack complains is going right through him.
It is reported that the room he is staying in is being guarded by pit bulls rented from Atlanta quarterback Michael Vick. The dogs are all dead so police have warned him that someone could finish the job they started if 12 Pack 4 Sure is not careful.
12 Pack was passed out and was unable to respond.