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Saturday, 13 October 2007

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POTTY MOUTH: GW Bush offers Avril "punishment"

Avril Lavigne has sensationally revealed that she has a crush on Dubya, and it doesn't end there.

Avril, allegedly the slag of popular punk music (self-declared) has suggested that she thinks Bush "should get a new one" referring to his wife Laura Bush.

Laura Bush has reportedly hit back at Lavigne, Allegedly referring to her as: "a right little madam who needs a good spanking!" George added to this statement, saying that he himself should deliver such a punishment.

Meanwhile, Avril's hubby, Derick Wibbly, has announced that he is part of the gay community, suggesting that he thinks that Brad Pitt has a "nice arse, and probably no hair on his balls, mmm."

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