Avril Lavigne has sensationally revealed that she has a crush on Dubya, and it doesn't end there.
Avril, allegedly the slag of popular punk music (self-declared) has suggested that she thinks Bush "should get a new one" referring to his wife Laura Bush.
Laura Bush has reportedly hit back at Lavigne, Allegedly referring to her as: "a right little madam who needs a good spanking!" George added to this statement, saying that he himself should deliver such a punishment.
Meanwhile, Avril's hubby, Derick Wibbly, has announced that he is part of the gay community, suggesting that he thinks that Brad Pitt has a "nice arse, and probably no hair on his balls, mmm."