Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Christmas, Santa

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

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Fictional character? Bah, humbug

A recent poll, dreamt up by TV Pundits with no good ideas of their own has revealed that amongst the British public, Father Christmas is the most unbelievable of all fictional characters. He tops a poll that is made up by Satan, Jesus Christ, David Beckham, and Mother Theresa.

It has been revealed that these five were the only names on the list, with records proving the actual existence of Jesus Christ, David Beckham, and Mother Theresa. A man, who wished to remain anonymous said: 'I never really believed in Father Christmas, I mean this big fat jolly man dressed in red, drinking sherry, and eating the Mince Pies that the children of the world left out for him, and as for him knowing everything I ever did as a child, well that is just wrong. He would have to millions of eyes everywhere, and that would just be a logistical nightmare would not it'.

A recent study has concluded that people no longer believe in the Postal Service, but that is still going strong, like David Beckham. If he went on strike, people would have sympathy for him. Compared to Footballers, Postmen are paid too much aren't they. To discuss this point further, please phone the Jeremy Kyle show, let him work for his money.

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