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Wednesday, 10 October 2007

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Hollywood, California (IP) - Elisha Cuthbert is famous for her role as Jack Bauer's daughter on the TV series 24. Now she has become famous for chasing after a well known American space scientist named Dr. Povenmire Finootch.

Dr. Finootch complains that Elisha got hold of his phone number when he placed an ad in a local paper asking members of the public to donate meteorites as a contribution to his studies on ablative technologies applicable to space craft re-entry technologies. "She is calling me day and night and night and day," complains the worn out scientist.

Dr. Finootch has gone to court and obtained a restraining order which prohibits the blond Canadian bombshell from coming within 500 feet of Dr. Finootch. Breathing hard is OK though.

Dr. Finootch says he just wants to be left alone so he can go about with his scientific research. "I just want her to quit calling me, that's all", he said.

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