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Topics: Rap, Teachers

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

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Throw some D's on this Bitch!

(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.

When asked about his new profession Rich Boy declined comment, mostly because we could not understand him with his huge ass grillz.

On his debut album Rich Boy recorded two mega hits, "Throw some D's" and "Throw some D's (Remix)", causing millions of Jr. Highschoolers to roam the halls telling their buddies to just throw some D's on that bitch.

Mrs. Marcy Angus, president of the PTSA in Atlanta, Georgia, responded to us when we asked her about what she thought about a rapper teaching her son: "Well see here fella, we here in Atlanta are hard to please when it comes to the people we let our kids look up to and admire. My son used to be a huge Pacman Jones fan- obviously that stopped after I learned what 'raining on a hoe' actually meant, so I told my son about Mike Vick, and now my son has his own dog fighting operation going on. I'm so proud of him."

Rich Boy is only the latest rapper turned teacher, joining 2pac, Snoop Dog and Flava Flav and their society called: Better Adolescent Decisions and Address Student Snorting, otherwise known in the hood as B.A.D.A.S.S.

Kevin Angus, Miss Marcy's son, was excited to be placed into class with Mr. Boy and could not wait for school to start and summer to end. But when asked if he had any concerns Kevin said: "Sure, I'm afraid that if I don't study then Mr. Boy might throw some D's on my test."

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