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Tuesday, 9 October 2007

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A Cunning Stunt?

Britney Spears may have to once again reconsider her clothing choices following an appearance on a local De Moines, Iowa TV show. The "Gimme More" singer performed a bizarre impromptu routine while dressed in a skin-tight lycra bodysuit which drew massive attention to her obvious "camel toe".

"I'm used to seeing her tits all the time, but I never saw that girls vagina before", said one stunned viewer, "and the show was in 3D!!!"

Viewers are unsure whether it was a cry for help from a troubled star or simply a cunning stunt.

Britney's "wardrobe malfunction" comes just days after losing custody of her kids - she's reportedly been spotted searching at night for them in her trash, thinking she's thrown them out by accident. Apparently no one has informed her that her former husband K-Fed (or who is better known as "Kevin the Rapper guy")has them over at his place.

"Britney is quite frankly bonkers", said psychologist Conny Linguis, "the Freudian complex of loss is being shown through outrageous public displays of vagina exposure.We've seen it before with Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and that kid from the Brady Bunch. Vagina, vagina, vagina is all they can think of. Even when their not thinking of vaginas they are still thinking of vaginas - as is evident from the Britney display. Or I may be talking complete b*ll*xs.

Britney's next music promo is being shot in 3D and stock market shares in red and green colored specs have gone through the roof since the announcement.

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