Rehab insiders have given The Spoof the 411 on the wild side of rehabilitation when Lindsay Lohan is involved. It seems Lindsay couldn't refrain herself from running around naked in front of male patients and staff alike. The staff repeatedly requested that Lindsay put that thing away but to no avail.
Lindsay, bored with life inside the rehab found hours of amusement teasing and torturing the men in the facility with sexual antics. But all was not tease according to staffers, Lindsay was caught in a toilet incident with a male patient. Staff members were drawn to a bathroom after hearing moans and groans coming from behind the closed door. When they opened the door to investigate Lindsay was caught in a compromising position, probably doggy, with a male patient.
Rumor also has it Lohan failed a drug test for cocaine and she had friends bring her vodka in water bottles at AA meetings. All this goes to show is you can take the girl out of the party but you can't take the party out of the girl.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert