Worldwide, thousands of morbid and sick individuals are desperate to see images of Diana in her final death throws, it has emerged.
People, everywhere, are looking for that one gratifying image of the promiscuous bint's corpse, lying half naked alongside one of her many lovers.
"I've been trawling the internet for hours now, just for that one picture," said Sarah Loveless, 34, Salford. "I love Diana me, I even went down to London for her funeral so I could waste an extortionate amount of money on a bunch of flowers to lob at the hearse. Happy memories!"
Sadly, most of these images have been bought by private collectors leaving media firms teasing viewers with sexy headlines, ranging from raunchy: "Diana's Last Moments Shown in Court"; to downright pornographic: "What the Jury Saw: Diana's Corpse Centrefold".
Such stories promise more than they offer however, leaving many people being driven mad by the anticipation, followed by a frustrating anti-climax.