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Thursday, 4 October 2007

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Rumor? Innuendo? Or just gut-feeling?

Los Angeles, California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): "She ain't just fat, she's pregnant," was how an MTV Video Music Awards executive described last month's jaw-dropping black sequinned bikini and knee-high stiletto boots performance by singer Britney Spears.

Speaking to a music industry conference about what is being billed as the Britney liability effect, the MTV exec was adamant Spears is more than two months pregnant after a secret six month fling with former Bel Air pool man Bud Shagwort.

Today's claims will cause major ripples in the Spears/Federline child custody drama which LA courts are adjudicating amid drug and alcohol use monitoring reports.

Having temporarily lost the kids to ex-husband K-Fed Britney is back-pedalling like mad to prove herself a fit mother.

"Of course this could also be a ruse to keep her ass out of jail given her current legal problems," a music industry source added after speculating on the warm-hearted attitude of LASD's Sheriff Lee Baca towards celeb customers in his catchment areas.

More newz expected later in the week.

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