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Wednesday, 3 October 2007

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Atlanta - (Ass Mess): Veteran TV news anchor and ex-MSNBC senior correspondent Rita Cosby has vowed to publish gay porn videos in support of her book that claims Anna Nicole Smith's ex-partner and lawyer Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead, father of her daughter Dammielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead, had a gay fling.

The move follows Stern's $60 million defamation suit against Cosby and her publishers Hachette Book Group USA Inc which was filed in federal court in New York this week.

Cosby's book "Blonde Gay Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death" is a hard-hitting expose of an alleged plot by the two men to milk the potential $500 million legacy that Anna Nicole Smith was fighting to receive following the death of her billionaire oilman husband J Howard Marshall III.

Her attorneys were in bullish mood today as their client claimed the incriminating videos are undisputable proof that the two men conspired to pursue the peroxide former Playboy centerfold for over two years in a bid to cream off some of the disputed legacy.

Stern meanwhile is suing on libel grounds about Cosby's accusations of 'criminal lewd acts, homosexual acts, perverted acts, illegal possession and use of cocaine and crystal-meth, conspiracy to commit murder and kidnapping for ransom' - according to papers filed before the court.

Unconfirmed reports in new York today have suggested that Ms Cosby has now hired a 24/7 armed protection unit both for herself and for those guarding the bank vaults she uses for storing the incriminating video material.

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