Written by queen mudder
Print this
Topics: Madonna

Monday, 1 October 2007

image for Madonna lusts for Rock 'n' Roll Hole of Fame
Hope she washed her mouth out properly afterwards

Los Angeles, California: (Ass Mess & Reuterus): Madonna's desperate climb to Rock 'N' Roll's Hole of Fame took a step closer this week with the announcement of her nomination along with other desperate wannabes including Leonard Cohen (69) and Val Doonican (75).

Her bid for glory began in earnest at the 2003 MTV awards.

Fortified with an armful of anti-STD and anti-rabies jabs as well as human growth hormone injections, the Material Girl went for Britney's Spears' least obvious orifice and carried out an in-depth oral examination on stage.

"This sort of pretend lesbian stuff always stiffens audience attention," Spears later chuckled.

"We women do it just to take the piss - or get the guys salivating during a dry patch.

"How else do you think Angelina Jolie could have wrenched Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston's bed without those dumbass 'I'm so bisexual' stories?"

Fortunately for this year's other Hole of Fame contenders no such shenanigans were expected of them, despite persistent rumors that Joe Ramone was once quizzed by cops about a men's room encounter behind London's Rainbow Theater with both this year's top male contenders Leonard Cohen and Val Doonican.

Donna Summmer is 64.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 plus 2?

6 15 3 14
39 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more