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Monday, 1 October 2007

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Beverly Hills Cali-pornia - (Reuterus): A livid Paris Hilton has slammed Pamela Anderson's choice of bridegroom as 'the rabid scavengings of desperate hyena' amid news that the 40 year-old busty peroxide bombshell is set to marry One Fright in Paris co-star Rick Solomon.

The 26 year old porno-flick diva has told friends of her sense of betrayal as Anderson announced plans for a Las Vegas wedding to Solomon later this year.

"She's a predatory bitch desperate for celebrity cast-offs," Hilton said in Bel Air today, "because nothing else will ever make her look glamorous or desirable or fuckable like me."

Hilton and Solomon, 38, dated a while, rising to prominence with the internet showing of their self-promotional infra-red porn video that subsequently made it on general release as an x-rated must-see.

But at 12 years her senior Rick Solomon soon tired of the peroxide heiress.

For Anderson it will be marriage No 3 having dumped Kid Rock and Tommy Lee during a tempestuous few years devoted to testing the elasticity limits of her internal organs.

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