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Saturday, 29 September 2007

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(New York) - 80-year-old singer Tony Bennett is married to Susan Crow, a hottie more than 30 years younger, and a former NY school teacher.

For 60 years, Bennett has excelled as a singer and is also an accomplished artist (painter). He has sung duets with such musical luminaries as Frank Sinatra, Paul McCartney, Elton John, Barbra Streisand and recently even performed a duet with Christina Aguilera. At 80, the dapper Bennett is still going strong and makes numerous guest appearances on TV and still performs in concert.

So, what does a hottie see in 80-year-old Tony Bennett? He's America's all time #1 crooner, has lots of class, a zest for life, is very romantic and, who knows, maybe he's even good in bed.

Attaboy, Tony!

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