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Friday, 28 September 2007

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Artist's impression of Jimmy Saville

Radio presenter Sophie Davidson, 31, said the f*** word 7 times in one sentence on Heat Radio one day after the launch of the radio station in order to summon the Radio Demon. Unfortunately, she did not manage to summon any form of hell monster, instead summoning only the station's manager, who gave her a bollocking for using foul language on air.

It is a well-known urban legend that if you say certain words repeatedly, it opens a gateway to Hell through which denizens of the fiery pit can escape. One example is saying Candyman three times in front of a mirror. Another is saying Bloody Mary 13 times in a dark room.

No-one in their right mind has ever tried it and lived.

Professor of Arcane Matters, Engelbert Humpadick said:

"The Radio Demon appears to be a new type of monster, which I haven't heard of. Certainly, they didn't have radios when Demons and Angels were first created. My guess is that it's the spirit of some evil and disgusting radio presenter, possibly trapped in the wires of a transistor set, desperate to escape and visit suffering on the world. I would say Jimmy Saville, but he's still alive."

Miss Davidson laughed and said:

"I wasn't trying to summon the Radio Demon, I was just cursing because a clip I was linking into failed to play".

As if.

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