Los Angeles, California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has proposed to High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens.
"That's proposed, not propositioned," Jackson's spokeswoman Raymone Bain said today.
"It's true. Michael is smitten and wants to go all the way. I guess those awesome nude shots of Vanessa stirred something in him. Deeply. Same as any red-blooded male!
"Never before have I seen Michael moved in such as way....well, not by a young adult woman that is...And one so luscious and nubile as the naked Vanessa! But maybe there's more to it than just a passionate man-woman attraction.
"Them stories about him sending dozens of bouquets of red roses every day, diamond necklaces from Tiffany's, platinum watches from Cartier, the keys to a Malibu condo and a guaranteed recording contract worth up to $10 million?
"Sure, they're all true. Same as the official blood-test request for a Beverly Hills wedding appointment.
"It's scarcely a secret in LA."
But Hudgens' PR agency is having none of it.
"Mr Jackson is three times as old as our client," PopTarts Unlimited said today. "Besides, we hear he's just got hitched to his children's nursemaid, somebody called Grace Rwaramba. And Miss Hudgens has no plans to gestate to order, no matter how much the deal could be worth."
Lisa Presley is 41.