Shrek star Mike Myers has attacked the performance of twins Tia and Tamara Mowrey of Sister Sister "fame".
"They are without doubt the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen", the not funny Canadian comedian said in a fake Scottish accent, "nobody acts like those two. Their hand movements and general physical demeanour leaves a lot to be desired".
Myers was responding to the sisters new performance art installation piece at the Sands Resort hotel in Las Vegas. The show which is a massive crowd pleaser and money maker has upset Myers.
"Twins holding the same pose for over two hours is not my idea of fun", he griped.
"Those two are getting paid over $25 million for that sh*t? All they do is stand there.Where is the art. They don't even take their clothes off, for christs sake!".
It's believed the death of mime artist supremo, Marcel Marceau, has prompted thousands of visitors to fork out 100 bucks a head to watch the twins in "action" as they pose silently for up to 4 hours at a time.
In a totally unrelated story,the talking dog shot earlier in the week by Oprah Winfrey has been released from hospital. Mister Tibbs has been returned to his Owner - a dangerous mental patient who claimed the dog "told" him to "do bad things". Oprah plans to invite the dog on her show for an interview once the pet poodles voice ever returns.