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Tuesday, 25 September 2007

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Maureen McCormick who portrayed Marica Brady on the hit family situation comedy, The Brady Bunch, has revealed in a new tell all book, there was much more than healthy life's lessons going on in the Brady household.

McCormick has divulged that her and co-star Eve Plum were carrying on a intense, steamy, sweltering, passionate, taboo, forbidden lesbian love affair during the time period they were filming the show. Not only did they do each other in every possible location on the set but they use to tag team crew members.

There are unofficial statistics that almost 50% of American males going into puberty discovered ejaculation while watching The Brady bunch. Well now it appears that some of their fantasies have been answered.

Being one of the males in the 50% I'd like to take this moment to personally thank Ms McCormick for confirming my suspicions for the last thirty years.

Not only were the Brady girls banging all over the place behind everyone's back but Greg Brady and Mrs Brady were humping in the trailer every chance they got. Mr. Brady spent inordinate amounts of time in the bathroom "reading".

Of course Bobby, Cindy and Peter were too young to be implicated in any of these crazy goings on, but there were rumors going around the set that Bobby's really crusty socks were discovered stashed everywhere.

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Buck E Filbert
09.25.07

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