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Monday, 24 September 2007

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Detail from a poster advertising the Caesar's Palace fun raiser

Las Vegas, Nevada - (Tongue-in-Cheek & Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has been booked for guest-star billing with the Pussycat Dolls at a special Caesar's Palace charity night centered on an all-female strip-poker/nude mud-wrestling fun raiser.

This will be the first time a movie star as young, lissom and nubile as Hudgens has ever been asked to appear with the Dolls.

Previous Dolls' Special Guests have included 32 year-old Eva Longoria in an April 2005 show, 44 year-old Nicolette Sheridan in a February 2006 performance, 40 year-old Pamela Anderson in an April 2006 appearance and 36 year-old Denise Richards in June 2006's televised broadcast.

The black tie event will raise much needed funds for 'distressed ageing starlets' who are too old, shagged-out or over-exposed to earn an indecent living in showbiz any more.

Proceeds are to be allocated to these has-been divas whose only other hope of employment on the burlesque entertainment scene in Las Vegas are a toe-hold as extras in acts like the Bunnyboiler Gals, generally considered a downmarket hell-hole act with a fate worse than death.

The Caesar's Palace event will be an all-singing, all-dancing women's strip poker fest which will culminate in nude mud-wrestling bouts for each of the ultimate winning hands.

One thousand tickets have already sold for the December 1st show and the performance is to be televised on MTV.

Zac Efron is hopping mad.

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